Who is this stupid wannabe arrogant nobody (SWAN) who has this bad habit of asking the same question in every event he/she is attending? Here’s the story:
This SWAN will intently listen to a presentation eagerly awaiting for the opportunity to drop his/her patented question. So when the floor was open for questions, this SWAN will make sure that he/she will be the first to ask a question (I don’t know why). And the question (almost always) goes like this:
“Is this the first time you’re offering this product?” said this SWAN to which the host would answer “NO, we have been carrying this product for quite some time now (as in years). We are simply providing updates / enhancements to it.”
In other events, this SWAN will also ask the same question “Is this your first time or is this the first time?” First time here and First time there.
To this SWAN, are you a first timer? Why do you have the same question everytime you attend an event? We know you’re stupid but do you really have to prove to people that you are really stupid by always asking stupid questions? First time? You don’t even know the product line-up of every company that you are attending? Let me tell you this – this is the first time people are seeing a stupid SWAN in action.
People cant help but laugh everytime this SWAN is asking his/her patented stupid first-time questions that is why this SWANs secret is a secret no more.
