A Disgruntled Fan

Who is this writer who is constantly criticizing a journalist but deep down inside is actually a fan of this journalist?

For every given opportunity, this arrogant but airhead writer will bad mouth this journalist and yet reads the work of this journalist regularly – to get new ideas about industry issues. Afterwhich, this writer will write a story based on what the journalist wrote and claim that it’s an original work of his/her.

To this writer, it must hurt you a lot that despite all your attempts to bring down this journalist, this journalist always get the juicy stories ahead of you. It must hurt you a lot to know that as much as you try to hate this journalist, you always end up realizing that you’re actually a “fan” of his/her work. Unconvince? Look at the things you’re presently doing – these are the exact things this journalist already did. You are not just a fan – you actually idolize this journalist.

As a writer, you should know that news will not come to you – you find the news. It would be hard for you to achieve anything if you do nothing but sleep. Are you sure you’re a writer or are you simply pretending to be one to enjoy the perks?

Your story and actions gave you away that is why your secret is secret no more.

Gimme Gimme Gimme

Who is Stupid Staff (SS) who after complaining that a particular program would ruin the reputation and morale of his/her collegues, insisted that he/she should also get a share of the pie? It’s like this:

This SS protested a program designed to attract participation among this SS’s collegues since the winning individual / group of this program will receive a token of appreciation from the organizer.

According to this SS, the token of appreciation will somehow tarnish the good reputation of his/her collegues including this SS as well. To cut the story short, the program went on despite the protest of this SS.

The day came when the winners were announced. Of course, the tokens were handed to the winners. After the ceremony, this SS went to the organizers and said “Can I have that token as well”? WHAT?

To this SS, I thought you said it will tarnish your reputation? So why are you asking for the token? We are not not even sure if this SS joined the activity. If this SS did, then that means this SS loses, so no token. If this SS didn’t join, then the more this SS does not deserve to have the token. Should we call you “DoubleFace” from now on? They say you look like a dog begging for a bone that day. Arf Arf Arf.

The program coordinators were so shocked by this SS request that is why this SS secret is a secret no more.

Torn Between Two Lovers

Who is this male celebrity who was visited by two of his girlfriends at the same time? Here’s what happened:

This celebrity was intially visited by girlfriend number 1. The two were having a nice time when suddenly girlfriend number 2 came, catching celebrity feeding girlfriend 1 with some dessert.

Girlfriend number 2 went frantic and asked celebrity to explain. Celebrity said he didn’t expect girlfriend number 1 to visit him. Nevertheless, girlfriend 2 said that she cannot accept the fact that they were two in his life. Celebrity said between the two, he would choose girlfriend number 2 over girlfriend number 1 anytime of the day.

Girlfriend number 2 demanded more explaination, convince me some more she said. Then celebrity said I will choose you (girlfriend 2) anytime because you have something girlfriend 1 doesn’t have.

With that, girlfriend number 2 smiled and went home. Oh by the way, I forgot to tell you that girlfriend number 1 is a HE.

The mouth of girlfriend number 2 is uncontrollable that is why their secret is a secret no more.

One of a Kind

Who is this writer who recently admitted something that everyone knew all along?

This writer wrote an article and admitted that he/she does not know anything about the topic of the story. The admission was part of the story.

To this writer, let me say that I admire your honesty. It takes a lot of guts to admit that you don’t know the topic that you’re writing about.

Let me also thank you for confirming what most of us knew all along – that you are STUPID. Who in his/her right mind would write a story and admit that he/she does not know anything about the story topic?

We don’t expect any writer to know all the topics in this world. But the least one can do is to do some “research” about the topic or do some interviews before they write the story. Not only is this writer stupid, but also lazy.

Somebody emailed the story that is why this writer’s secret is a secret no more.