Hi Ho Silver Away

Who is this reporter who was caught riding a horse inside a van? Intrigued? Read on…

After a day’s work. this reporter decided to unwind a bit. He/She called his/her girlfriend/boyfriend to come and see him/her. The GF/BF came with his/her van, the reporter went inside the van and drove away. The reporter suggested to park the van somewhere. Why? So that they can share some intimate moments together.

As soon as they parked the van, everything went wild, windows started to moist due to intense heat. Suddenly a knock was heard, police officers were around to witness everything. In other words, the lovers were caught in the act. Thinking that he/she can get away with it, this reporter tried to pull some strings by calling some influential people. To cut the story short, this reporter got off the hook.

To this reporter – the next time you want to do some horseback-riding adventure, do it in Tagaytay (horsey horsey) or somewhere private. If you decide to do it in a public place, make sure no one’s around. Are you that hot to be that careless?

Because this reporter called someone for help, that someone can’t help but relate the story to others – that is why the secret of this reporter is a secret no more.

A Second Rate, trying hard Copycat

Who is this staff who accuses an executive of one company of being a “has been” and a “copycat”?

This staff is going around spreading lies that this executive is no longer respected in the industry, that this executive is copying ideas from other companies, and that this executive is a “has been”.

Guess what, the company of this staff recently launched a new project, and the ideas of this so-called “has been” executive were implemented and applied in the new project. Amazing.

To this staff, I thought you said the ideas of this “has been” executive were copied from others? So what do you call a company that copies the ideas of a copycat? A copydog? Or a copy-straycat? Eat your words you stupid moron.

The ideas of this executive are seen prominently in the new project that is why this secret is a secret no more.

Bankrupt

Who is this company who is reportedly decided to close shop for some unknown reason? This company didn’t just close shop, this company left a big mark in the industry – a big blackeye to be more precise.

This company is reportedly leaving the industry with a total debt of P 120M pesos. My goodness gracious. How did it happen? Why did it happen? Industry sources said this is the biggest debt ever recorded in the industry where this company is associated with.

Companies are now trying to get in touch with this company in the hope that this company will pay them – whether in full or partial, and whether in cash or in kinds.

The debt is just too big to ignore that is why this company’s secret is a secret no more.

Confused Souls

Who is this company who seems to be in limbo and does not know what to do with their campaigns? This company is notorious when it comes to launching various campaigns, and more often than not – most of their campaigns are flops.

The campaigns are worth millions of pesos and to add insult to injury, this company almost always fails to meet their objectives and expectations. For awhile we thought this company has learned their lesson but we were mistaken.

Just recently, this company is again launching another campaign and from the start, all its partners are saying that this campaign is not different from the previous ones. Imagine, a campaign that was not yet launch and the end result is already known – a definite failure.

To this company, or should I say to the people of this company – where are your brains? Have you not learn your lessons? Just because it’s not your money (as in personal money), it doesn’t mean that you can be stupid and spend your company’s money carelessly.

The partners of this company are so frustrated because instead of helping them increase their sales, the campaigns are actually hurting them more, and they can’t stand this company’s stupidity anymore – that is why the secret of this company is a secret no more.

Desperate Ambition

Who is this reporter who desperately tried to convince a company to provide him/her their product but failed?

This ambitious reporter (AR) approached this one company and offered to write about the company and its products. This AR offered a lot of his/her superficial services which led to this company to ask why all the offers.

This AR finally admitted that he/she wants to keep their product ( a six figure worth product ) in exchange for all the services. Guess what? The company turn down the offer saying they don’t practice that kind of procedure.

To this AR, it’s time that you wake up from dreamland. The rejection of this company is enough testament that you are nothing plus you are corrupt that is why they don’t want to deal with you. Asking an expensive product in exchange for articles? Where are your morals that you love to flaunt?

The company don’t know this AR that well that is why they are asking about this AR’s whereabouts, that is why this ARs secret is a secret no more.