The Rude Awakening

Who is this Department Head (DH) who was recently awakened from dreamland?

For so many years, this DH arrogantly announces to the public that his/her department is the legitimate department or the main department of their company, and that all other departments are under his/her department or are merely supporting his/her department’s operations.

The DH is arrogrant and living in a fantasy world, and everyone under his/her department inherited the arrogance of their department head. Not to mention this DH stupidity as well.

Just recently, the company of this DH had enough of his/her arrogance. The company released a new structure, so that once and for all, everything will be cleared. Guess what, the department of this DH was nowhere to be found under the new structure.

To make matters worst, the supporting department as claimed by this DH was actually the main department of the company. Ouuchh..

This DH is now like an ostrich, hiding his/her red face to everyone, especially to his/her officemates and collegues. Heard that this DH has not been reporting to his/her office recently.

To this DH, you’re arrogance got the better of you. You almost have the entire world in your hands and yet you are not contended with what you have. You need to bring down others. Shame on you. Who is the supporting department now? Your department was not even recognize.

The changes and the announcement was so public that is why the secret of this DH is a secret no more.

The Stupid Unprofessionals

Who is this PR company who totally forgot what professionalism is all about because of money and stupidity? It’s like this:

This PR company accepted a project from a company that directly competes with their existing client. Worst, this PR company tried to hide the project from their existing client because they know it will greatly disappoint their client and at the same time violate their exclusivity contract.

As they all say, in this internet age, there is no such thing as secret. The client discovered the project handled by the PR agency. And of course, the client was very very disappointed and will soon terminate their contract with this PR agency.

To this PR agency, what can I say but you are really sooooo stupid. You know it’s forbidden and yet you still went ahead with the project. You even want to conceal the project from your client? Do you think other people in the industry is as stupid as your group? Tsk Tsk Tsk.

Your company is about public relation. Obviously you don’t know how to keep a relation and since it is your job to make everything public – your secret is a secret no more.

My Fake Baby

Who is this celebrity who had sex with a non-existent partner? It goes like this:

This celebrity went online and chatted with someone (allegedly a girl). The conversation went steamy until both agreed to have cybersex. Not contented with mere chatting, both agreed to use their webcam to view each other while they play with themselves.

So this celebrity positioned his camera so that his partner can see him in full view, naked that is. Of course the lady partner did the same, the lady was all naked as well. Only with a big twist – the lady partner was showing a taped performance.

Yes, you heard it right, the celebrity thought he is watching a live performance. He didn’t know that he was actually watching a taped video where a girl is playing by herself.

To make matters worst, the other party was recording every action of the celebrity. And to make matters worst again, this celebrity did the same act three times in different occassions with the same lady(?). Which means, the chatter has three versions of the celebrity playing by himself (which lasted for more than 10 minutes each).

My goodness gracious. To this celebrity – how come you didn’t even ask your online partner to do something that you wished her to do? Like perhaps asking the girl to touch this or say this. If you did, then you would have discovered that you are watching a taped performance. You can enjoy what you’re doing by not being stupid right?

The video showing this celebrity playing with himself is starting to proliferate that is why his secret is a secret no more.