Certified Netizen

Who is this celebrity who was seen walking carrying and using his/her notebook? Imagine this, this celebrity is carrying his/her notebook while its open, just like a waiter carrying his/her tray.

This celebrity was walking and using his/her notebook, typing with his/her one hand, fingers actually. Mind you, its a notebook and not a netbook. I can’t help but wonder what’s so urgent that this celebrity needs to use his/her notebook while walking.

Since you’re a celebrity, a lot of people noticed your techie image, that is why your secret is secret no more.

Published in:  on April 29, 2009 at 2:45 pm Comments Off

The Jealous Mole

Who is this reporter who is a mole (snitch) of a marcom manager? Not only is this reporter a mole, but he/she is a jealous mole at that. What is a mole? Someone who reports everything and anything that was written or was said about the company where this marcom manager is connected to.

Whether the report is true or not, this reporter mole will not bother to verify his/her info and will just inform the marcom manager about what he/she read or heard. This marcom manager will always believe what this reporter mole will tell him/her, to the extent that this marcom manager will confront other writers about his/her reporter mole told him/her without verifying the info as well.

More often than not, this marcom manager will end up apologizing to the writers he/she will confront because he/she will discover that the report was factual. But still, the reporter mole remains the favorite of this marcom manager. A case of same feathers flocks together.

To this reporter mole, not every report that did not reach your good for nothing peabrain is false. Your stupidity and jealousy among your peers is slowly but surely putting you to the lowest rank of writers so to speak.

Not only are you a jealous mole reporter, but everyone in the industry calls you a reporter with a leech sucking attitude – to gain special favors, that is why your secret is a secret no more.

Published in:  on April 12, 2009 at 11:53 am Comments Off