Finding Nemo

Who is this reporter who recently attended a press conference bringing with him/her a miniscule brain? As usual, this reporter came in oozing with confidence and arrogance, patiently waiting for the question and answer portion for him/her to show-off his/her miniscule intellect.

This reporter said “I have a question, how come you did not launch your (name of product) here in the Philippines? It’s a good product and I believe its even a better product that what you’re launching today.”

The host politely answered “Sir/Mam, the product you mentioned is already here in the country. As a matter fact, it’s right in front of you.” Ouucchhh!

This reporter tried to find a place to hide him/herself from humiliation.

To this reporter, the next time you attend a product launch, try to go around the venue first and look at the product display, or at least read the press kit.

The microphone you used was just to loud that is why your secret is a secret no more.

I am what I am

Who is this I.T. Company (ITC) who always claim that they are number one and are at the forefront of every innovation there is?

This ITC recently had a falling out with one of its partners who delivers a vital portion of this ITC services. To cover up for the breakup, this ITC tried to imitate and offer the same service this partner provides.

The funny thing is this ITC thought that delivering the partner’s service is as easy as ABC. They didn’t realize that it requires a great deal of professionalism and dedication. The self-made service by this ITC is a far cry from what the partner previously provide. People are saying it was done by “amateurs”.

Other ITCs are now offering the same service and this ITC is now forced to adjust their offerings just to cope up with the competition. Still the service offered by this ITC is a far cry with what their former partner is offering.

To this ITC, you cannot be number one and you cannot be the innovator when you’re simply eating the dust of your competitors. Your very arrogrance drive your partner to severe their ties with you. You’re so pre-occupied with your claim that you are the innovators, now you ended up as imitators. Amateur imitators that is.

Your mouth is just too loud that is why your secret is a secret no more.

Last Comic Standing

Who is this I.T. Executive (ITE) who recently made an attempt to save their partner’s image but ended up blemishing them?

The partner was involved in some questionable activities and this ITE, whose company is a partner of this partner made an attempt to do some damage control.

This ITE sent a notice to all its partners trying to explain what happen to their partner. This ITE even went to the extent of asking for their partners support – support them and the company in question.

To this ITE, do you honestly believe that your partners will support you and your partner when you or your partner are involved in some questionable activities? What kind of support do you want? Being with you in jail or lie for you?

And did you (ITE) know that most of your partners got the news about the incident from the notice you sent? If you had kept quiet, nobody will know what happen to your partner, not that many at least.

Let me thank this ITE. Because of your notice, your secret is a secret no more.