My Fake Baby

Who is this celebrity who had sex with a non-existent partner? It goes like this:

This celebrity went online and chatted with someone (allegedly a girl). The conversation went steamy until both agreed to have cybersex. Not contented with mere chatting, both agreed to use their webcam to view each other while they play with themselves.

So this celebrity positioned his camera so that his partner can see him in full view, naked that is. Of course the lady partner did the same, the lady was all naked as well. Only with a big twist – the lady partner was showing a taped performance.

Yes, you heard it right, the celebrity thought he is watching a live performance. He didn’t know that he was actually watching a taped video where a girl is playing by herself.

To make matters worst, the other party was recording every action of the celebrity. And to make matters worst again, this celebrity did the same act three times in different occassions with the same lady(?). Which means, the chatter has three versions of the celebrity playing by himself (which lasted for more than 10 minutes each).

My goodness gracious. To this celebrity – how come you didn’t even ask your online partner to do something that you wished her to do? Like perhaps asking the girl to touch this or say this. If you did, then you would have discovered that you are watching a taped performance. You can enjoy what you’re doing by not being stupid right?

The video showing this celebrity playing with himself is starting to proliferate that is why his secret is a secret no more.

Goodbye to the Generals

Who is this company who is about to lose more of its executives soon? This company already loss two if its generals just recently, and there are reports that more generals are to resign soon.

The reason for the resignations are the changes implemented by this company. According to sources, too much bureaucracy is the main reason why these executives can’t stand it anymore. Coupled with unclear direction and policy, the generals decided its time to call it quits.

To this company, listen to the cry of your employees, especially your executives. In terms of manpower, you grew too fast. In terms of revenue, you grew too slow. Something is wrong somewhere. Sometimes, hiring the right people is key. Letting go of key personnel is also key. So open your eyes and ears if you want your business to survive.

Too many people jumping off your ship is something the industry cannot ignore that is why your secret is a secret no more.

Not Once, but Twice, Ohh Thrice

Who is this reporter who is walking in cloud nine thinking that he/she is on top of the world? This reporter was invited to talk in an engagement. Without batting an eyelash, this reporter said yes to the event. Not contented, this reporter even went to the extent of broadcasting his/her talk to his/her friends and collegues.

Unfortunately, this reporter was not aware that he/she was not the first choice to speak. Not even second but third choice. Nothing wrong being the third really but it would be better if you keep it to yourself next time. Your arrogance is slowly but surely backfiring.

People are asking why you’re even considered to talk. The question of the majority is what will you say when you know nothing about the topic? Actually, you know nothing about anything period.

Tsk Tsk Tsk… The truth cannot be covered. If you don’t improve your craft, you will stay dumb and whatever you do – people will know you’re dumb.

Remember that whatever you do and whatever you achieved, never claim victory or success to yourself but offer it back to the Lord. You are nothing without him but everything with him.

The mouth of this reporter is just too loud that is why your secret is a secret no more.

Fake Identity

Who is this sidekick of a supervisor who is in hot water now for being so arrogant and stupid? This supervisor has this sidekick for doing some chores / errands for this supervisor. This supervisor will give a couple of bucks for this dreaming sidekick.

Problem started when this sidekick started acting as if he/she is a member of the company where this supervisor is working. This sidekick is now acting as if he/she is the supervisor. This sidekick started representing the company of the supervisor – demanding favors, spreading rumors and threatening people with his/her new found artificial powers. A certified A-Hole really.

People was deceived into believing that this sidekick was indeed an employee of the said company where the supervisor is connected with.

The secret was finally revealed because of a stupid action made by this sidekick. The company clarified that this sidekick is in no way connected with the company and that this sidekick is not and should not be allowed to represent the company at anytime.

Now this supervisor is in hot water because the company is now asking why this supervisor need to have a sidekick. Tsk tsk… Stupidity to the highest level really.

To this sidekick, my advice is before you do anything, think hard who you really are. Put your feet on the ground. Know what your true status is. Do not act as if you own the company when in fact the people around the industry don’t even know who you are. You are an unknown species in the industry you’re trying to be part of.

Wake up from your dream because your worst nightmare is about to come. Not only will you lose your superficial powers, but you will soon lose everything you have.

The truth will always prevail that is why the secret of this sidekick is a secret no more.

Certified Stupid Supplier

Who is this supplier who in trying to protect its client, ended up putting its client in more trouble. The problem started when this supplier released a document that violated the confidentiality agreement between the supplier and its client. The document reached the hands of this client’s customers.

The customers called the attention of the client, which in turn called the attention of the supplier on why the confidential document was released. It turns out this supplier did not seek the permission of their client before releasing the said document. Stupidity number one.

Afraid that they might lose their client, this supplier apologizes to their client right away. But not to the customers whom they offended as well because of the confidential document.
Stupidity number two.

Instead of apologizing, this supplier arrogantly told the customers (of client) that they are only answerable to their client and not to its customers. The supplier even challenged the customers to sue them for the booboo they committed. Stupidity number three.

To the client, if I were you, you better drop this supplier of yours. Rather than helping you become successful, this supplier of yours are putting you in bad light. After this incident, you might lose some of your customers in the end.

To this supplier, you have no business being arrogant with your client’s customer. You’re selling your products to your client – who do you think is buying the products? The very customers you yelled at and challenged to bring you to court.

Just for the sake of saving someones interest, its so hard to measure the extent of this supplier’s stupidity.

The affected customers were so disappointed that is why this supplier’s secret is a secret no more.

Blood Tainted with Selfishness

Who is this staff who’s blood is tainted with selfishness and jealousy? This staff wants all the fame and fortune for him/her without working for it. In other words, this staff would allow others to work and then he/she will claim all the accolades.

A big project came, the company owners had only one choice to work on it. – the great and mighty staff was surprised and afraid, because the staff knew he/she can’t do it. To cover up for his/her inability to do things, this staff gave a lot of reasons forcing the company owners to look for someone else to do the project.

Months after the project was released, it was so successful that the project team was getting a lot of attention, eclipsing the once popular staff. Now, this staff is going around doing everything to ruin the reputation of the project team.

To this staff, do you think your evil schemes will go on forever? The people around you are just quiet and simply allowing you to enjoy your fictitious fame. How could you be so proud for the things that you’re not a part of? How could you live with jealousy and selfishness running through your veins.

But there is justice in this world, this staff with all his/her deceiving tactics can’t get that one thing he/she really wants no matter how he/she works for it, and this staff knows what it is. Frustrating really.

Everyone in the industry knows this staff is a fake and the sudden change of attention from the industry is so evident that is why the secret of this staff is a secret no more.

Bad-Mouth Returns

Who is staff who is now part of a company whom he/she bad mouthed before? It’s like this:

This staff is already a part of this company years back. When this staff is about to leave the company for a more lucrative job, this staff started bad mouthing the company – that it is a good for nothing company, that its services sucks and the only reason it was prestigious is because this staff is part of it. Arrogance to the highest level really.

So this staff went on to join this lucrative company, but for whatever reason this staff was sacked. With no where to go, this staff re-applied to his/her former company, and since the former company was not aware of what this good-for-nothing staff said and did, they hired this staff back.

To this staff, if the company you’re with now sucks, and you’re part of it now, what are you – a sucking arrogant stupid SOB? Where is that pride you never had? Did you swallow it for the sake of money?

To the company he/she is with, you better open your eyes and sharpen your sense of smell. If you smell something fishy or something stinks, chances are it is coming from this returning staff of yours. So BEWARE. He/She needs you more now than you need him/her.

Poor staff, your habit of resigning, returning, resigning and returning is all over the industry and is popular among your collegues, that is why your secret is a secret no more.

Certified Netizen

Who is this celebrity who was seen walking carrying and using his/her notebook? Imagine this, this celebrity is carrying his/her notebook while its open, just like a waiter carrying his/her tray.

This celebrity was walking and using his/her notebook, typing with his/her one hand, fingers actually. Mind you, its a notebook and not a netbook. I can’t help but wonder what’s so urgent that this celebrity needs to use his/her notebook while walking.

Since you’re a celebrity, a lot of people noticed your techie image, that is why your secret is secret no more.

The Jealous Mole

Who is this reporter who is a mole (snitch) of a marcom manager? Not only is this reporter a mole, but he/she is a jealous mole at that. What is a mole? Someone who reports everything and anything that was written or was said about the company where this marcom manager is connected to.

Whether the report is true or not, this reporter mole will not bother to verify his/her info and will just inform the marcom manager about what he/she read or heard. This marcom manager will always believe what this reporter mole will tell him/her, to the extent that this marcom manager will confront other writers about his/her reporter mole told him/her without verifying the info as well.

More often than not, this marcom manager will end up apologizing to the writers he/she will confront because he/she will discover that the report was factual. But still, the reporter mole remains the favorite of this marcom manager. A case of same feathers flocks together.

To this reporter mole, not every report that did not reach your good for nothing peabrain is false. Your stupidity and jealousy among your peers is slowly but surely putting you to the lowest rank of writers so to speak.

Not only are you a jealous mole reporter, but everyone in the industry calls you a reporter with a leech sucking attitude – to gain special favors, that is why your secret is a secret no more.

No Money No Honey

Who is this executive who is again reportedly in love with someone of the same sex? This executive was heard saying that this new partner is the best partner he/she had found. That was before the economic crisis hit the market.

Reports indicated that one of the major reason why this love affair came about was due to this executive’s generosity and for being a great spender. Problem started when the financial crisis hit the market, and this executive was hit hard by the slowdown. Heard that this executive is currently in a financial strap.

Of course, the partner who was spoiled with gifts is now looking for the lavish lifestyle which this executive could no longer afford. The love affair is slowly turning into a money affair, and since there is no more money, the honey is slowly going away as well.

Who is to blame here? The executive? The partner? NO. The economic crisis is to blame here.

This executive is reported going around asking for some advice how to bounce back and how to retain the love of his/her life that is why this executive’s secret is a secret no more.